Going through the customs shed - Mum and Dad were asked about things being brought into the country that were liable for tax - cameras, binoculars etc - No said our parents - a voice from the sidecar said we got binoculars - Mum and Dad were devastated - they said yes and had to show them - out came a pair of the scruffiest ones you ever saw that we had taken with us. The customs officer wasn’t very amused.